Just Because I Say So...

This never gets old!

Sad thing, I know many people that talk like this in Miami!

Oh yeah, and there's a part 2!

Have you seen the YouTube vids with "Shit ______ say"?! 

Fill in the blank with the city and if its boy or girl....some are so true and so funny!

...A Lesson in Procreation

Once upon a time a couple of fools decided to get to know their neighborhood a little better so they ended up at the local zoo.  They had so much fun as they were able to go and visit some tigers, giraffes, bears, and pooping elephants...oh my!

Even these gorillas were flirting with them!

I bet, Chubby Hubby would have been upset...

But the absolute best part about the zoo was the Lesson in Procreation...

...even turtles gotta get their freak on!

THE END!

Repeat Sundays: K-pop!

Did you watch the VMA's this week?
Well, I didn't, but somehow hubby picked up on the latest trend hitting the airwaves in parts of the world...what is it? It's...

K-POP!

K-POP is Korean Pop Music that features a handful of fun music genres. A South Korean man by the name of Psy, pokes fun at himself and creates a catchy, funny tune that just makes me laugh, and yes, it even makes me want to get up and dance!!!

Get ready to laugh your ass off, yeah...and ask what the F*** is he doing! 

Did you get up and rock the Gangnam Style dance?

Pssst.....I did!

"I am a grown woman..."

Yesterday at the grocery store, I overhear a mom and her teenage daughter arguing. The daughter wants to get her hair colored/highlighted and cut the way she wants to. I then hear her mom say "Not everyone does it. You are not old enough to change your hair color." Just then, I turn around and I see the teenage daughter sitting with legs crossed inside the shopping cart with all of the groceries around her. As they pass next to me, the daughter pouts and says: "I'm a grown ass woman and I can make my own decisions about my hair and my body. You can't tell me what to do!" >THUD!!!!<
Apparently I was not the only one observing this, as other shoppers snickered as they passed. Oh, to those teenage years, old enough to think for yourself, not old enough to fit into a shopping cart!

So green, it's poop!

Seriously????

Have you found Chuck Norris?

Hurry! Go to Google...
Type in "find Chuck Norris"
Hit "I'm Feeling Lucky" tab...
Did you find him?